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Nedjelja, 3. rujna u 21:25 h, situacija na bojištu
Munjevita akcija slovenske armade pod kodnim imenom «Zmajčekov plam» odvijala se onako kako je generalštab na Bledu prije nekoliko mjeseci i predvidio. Već u prvom satu agresor je probio obrambenu hrvatsku crtu koja je uglavnom bila sastavljena od slabo naoružanih postrojbi granične policije, te nekoliko hrvatskih lovačkih odreda koji su u planinama oko Severina na Kupi vršili odstrijel divljih svinja i medvjeda. S istarske strane, najveći proboj su učinile slovenske elitne divizije «Bojan Križaj» i «Primož Ulaga» pod zapovjedništvom zloglasnog pukovnika Jožka Jorasa. Motivirane, fanatične i dobro uvježbane ove postrojbe su nešto iza 21:00, uz podršku artiljerije i slovenskih topovnjača «Primož Trubar» i «Prežihov Voranc», ušle u Pulu i zauzele tamošnju bazu Hrvatske mornarice. Na sjevernom bojištu, Mariborski korpus napredovao je u smjeru županijskih središta Čakovca i Varaždina i lako slamao otpor nespremne Hrvatske vojske. U isto vrijeme, slovenska borbena avijacija bombardirala je sve najveće hrvatske gradove gdje su zabilježene i prve civilne žrtve ovog munjevitog rata.

Tako se že nisem smejal, odkar sem prebiral 80 razlogov, zakaj VB ne bi smela biti članica G8.
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3. Ugly women
Sure, Japan and Russia are the only legitimate claimants in the G8 to being hot women superpowers, but the English are running an insurmountable deficit. No constructive criticism here, these women are terrible. Chinless, flabby, scone-faced, pasty, with waddles, pig noses and teeth begging to be knocked out and replaced by wooden dentures. And, they’ve got the nerve to elect these things to prominent public office! Managed democracy 1, England 0.22. Anti-French ‘tude
America’s idiotic anti-French attitude comes from an ancient English prejudice born of getting their asses kicked by French over the centuries, even though the US would still be singing God Save the Queen if it weren’t for French help. Just think about how many military terms in English were taken from the French after the Brits got whipped: aide-decamp, bayonet, cadre, combat, Colonel, infantry, sortie, marines, melee, volley, envoy… We could keep going, but you get the point.

57. Natives believe they’re not European
Few things make less sense than British insistence that it’s not Europe. Misguided self-importance has led them to resist integrating into the EU. The fallout includes keeping the gratuitous pound in circulation. The Brits don’t realize that Europe, with its beautiful cities, rich traditions, and unparalleled food, is doing England a favor by stooping to offer them a place. It’s mind-boggling that the British prefer their reputation as fat and boorish monolingual putzes to a chance to be considered Europeans.